I officially now have calluses on my hands. Super sexy right? When my sister first started doing CrossFit, she told me about a shirt she saw:
"Don't let a CrossFit chick give you a hand job."
When I leave the gym on Tuesdays and Thursdays, cursing the day I ever signed up and paid for a year in full (why??!!), I am constantly in awe at the amount of chalk covering my ass and tits (screw you burpees).
I have this constant fear that my husband is going to start thinking that I sneak away for an hour, pour a glass of water over my head, and eat 5 powdered donuts.
Absolutely hilarious!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd, for the record... I didn't "see" a shirt- my trainer Tony told me that he and Devon wanted to create a shirt that something like:
"Crossfit girls and Handjobs don't mix!"